A change of topic that we all need: story here.
Thousands of naked beach-goers. Dozens of clothed, beer-drinking boaters and Jet Skiers determined to party nearby. Harried bureaucrats trying to keep the peace.
That drama will be playing out again this summer at Vancouver’s legendary Wreck Beach, on the western tip of the city’s peninsula, but with new efforts by regional bureaucrats to keep the boaters and nude swimmers apart.
After hours of presentations, negotiations, petition-signing and feasibility assessments by beach advocates and Metro Vancouver over the past several months, staff have recommended that the district spend up to $20,000 this summer to pay for extra RCMP marine patrols and new signage at the popular nude beach.
“When we looked at all the options available, this was the best,” said Mitch Sokalski, Metro’s division manager for its western parks.
But, in a move sure to provoke renewed skirmishing, the district is also considering whether to create a special access lane to allow boaters to get to the beach.
That has the long-time defenders of Wreck Beach outraged.
“There are places that Jet Skis don’t belong,” said Judy Williams. Wreck Beach is one of them.
Ms. Williams has been advocating for Wreck Beach for more than 30 years, largely through the Wreck Beach Preservation Society founded in 1977.
In that time, she has battled everything from UBC building projects that would have looked out over the beach to a younger generation using the beach for public sex, along with jet-fuel pipelines and occasional talk of taking away the clothing-optional status of the beach.
Ms. Williams thinks there should be no accommodation for the boaters – she calls them “Wreck Beach wannabes.”
“They don’t have any intention of taking their clothes off, they jack up their music and it bounces off the cliffs, they drink.”
Both she and Mr. Sokalski, the overseer since Metro Vancouver took over the park in 1989 from the Vancouver park board, agree there is a definite safety problem.
Boaters typically come out to the tip of the peninsula, where Wreck Beach extends for six kilometres from Jericho Beach on the north side to the Musqueam land on the south.
They end up clustered at what is called the Wreck Beach Trail 6 beach, manoeuvring among the buoys that designate the swimmers-only area.
“There is not a significant number of boats or jet skis but all it takes is one or two incidents,” said Mr. Sokalski.
The Metro Vancouver board is going to vote Friday on his recommendation that the RCMP be asked to do more marine patrols in the area. Only the RCMP, under the Canada Shipping Act, have the authority to control the boaters, he said.
While police might occasionally patrol as part of their shifts, the district may need to pay for a few excursions on busy days
Some of the money from the district will go to pay for extra signage – on land to warn swimmers about the boats, and on the buoys in the water to warn boaters about swimmers.
Mr. Sokalski said the beach can get up to 5,000 visitors on sunny summer days. Ms. Williams put the number at 14,000.
The tension between the two groups has been present for more than a decade.
At one point, Metro staff, Transport Canada and the society spent two years doing surveys and documenting altercations between swimmers and boaters.
Last fall, the society presented a 2,500-name petition to Metro Vancouver, asking for boats and jet skis to be banned from the area.
But Mr. Sokalski’s report noted that Transport Canada doesn’t look favourably on banning boats unless there is demonstrated risk, which the agency didn’t find in the earlier survey.
So Metro won’t apply for a ban, saying that would likely take years and the outcome would be uncertain.
Ms. Williams isn’t accepting that recommendation without a fight, however. She plans to be at Friday’s meeting, making her case yet again.
12 responses so far ↓
1 teririch // Feb 20, 2013 at 2:22 pm
@Frances:
Back in 2005, this headline ran in one of the local papers and is now circulating under a compilation of funny newspaper headlines joke:
‘Nudists fight erection of towers near Wreck Beach’.
(just a ‘fun’ to share) 😀
2 Silly Season // Feb 20, 2013 at 2:56 pm
@teririch
DRAT! You’ve beat me to the first pun-filled headline.
I am daydreaming about what newsworthy items might come out of this fight. The mind reels.
A few possibilities:
HEADLINE: RCMP Dicks Go Undercover at Wreck Beach to Weed Out Duelling Beach/Boater Factions
HEADLINE: Bug-Eyed Boaters Belligerently Bray: “We’re only here to read the articles!’
HEADLINE: “We Have Absolutely Nothing to Hide!’ Leader of Wreck Beach Society Angrily Declares
HEADLINE: Boaters Extend Fig Leaf to Wreck Beach Sunbathers in Ongoing Access Tussle
HEADLINE: City Hall Closes Down Wreck Beach Today To Facilitate Full Public Engagement Meeting.
HEADLINE: Road Work on Separated Tanning Lanes Begins Tomorrow.
3 teririch // Feb 20, 2013 at 3:31 pm
@Silly Season #2
LMAO!
And I particualry like the last one!
Thank you!!
T.
4 Chris Keam // Feb 20, 2013 at 4:29 pm
“There are places that Jet Skis don’t belong,”
Planet Earth
5 Silly Season // Feb 20, 2013 at 6:19 pm
@Teri Rich. #3
You’re welcome. I’m here all week. Try the veal.
@Chris Keam #4
I agree. Let’s say we form a little huntin’ posse, Chris…
6 Everyman // Feb 20, 2013 at 7:37 pm
@Chris Keam 4
Amen!
7 Raingurl // Feb 21, 2013 at 12:05 pm
LOL@ Silly! I like the “Fig leaf” Headline the best. 🙂
PS. Try the veal? Are you from the seventies? Baby cows sit in one place their whole lives then get killed. I’ll have my free range chicken/pig/cow to go, please. 🙂 Or I’ll have the eggplant. 😛
8 Raingurl // Feb 21, 2013 at 12:12 pm
I’ve been a “Wrecker” for 6 years now. This is the first year I’m not even excited to get my groove on…or off, however you wanna put it. It’s way too busy for me. It’s full of broken glass, ciggy butts and “Peace Officers” (They really need to lighten up and lose the attitude, btw) The boats really are annoying and they come on shore to “score”. I’ve seen them get back on their boats just hammered to the gills. I’ve wondered a few times if they were all going to make it home alive.
9 gman // Feb 21, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Who would take their boat to a place called “wreck” beach!
10 Silly Season // Feb 21, 2013 at 1:26 pm
@Raingurl. #7
Re: veal. Of course, I kid… 😉
Here’s an amendment: I’m here all week. Try the borscht (belt).
#ImFromThe50’s
11 Raingurl // Feb 25, 2013 at 10:10 am
Thanks Silly Season!
I had a feeling you were just trying to use that “Try the Veal!” joke! Sometimes I use it too but I’ve changed it to “DON’T try the VEAL!”
12 Kenji // Feb 25, 2013 at 3:00 pm
I would be fine with boats being allowed to come close to the beach, filled with drunken Surrey teenagers with binoculars, if the beach were to be supplied with a public RPG on a swivel mount